Friday, January 13, 2006
I'm setting up a collection for poor people who don't have enough cutlery. This condition can have serious affects on both mental and physical and social well-being, leading to alienation from loved ones, depression, reclusion and in severe cases agoraphobia and knife envy. You not be aware that there are victims as near to you as South London. Please send cheques, postal orders and donations in kind to PO box 1673, London. You know you should- go on, fork out!