Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Reasons I have given up smoking #4

My colleague J who chain-smokes untipped cigarettes has left my work, my lovely Mauritian colleague has given up 'just one when I get home' and the hot Russian security guards have all lost their contract. This leaves only one smoker at my place of work, and the thought of standing in the drizzle listlening to him talk about his boring boring love life... 'She's the one. She's the love of my life,' How long have you been going out? 'Two weeks,' or his boring boring social life 'We took loads of pills and sweated till we had to drink expensive bottled water at Antipodean night@Fabric' or whatever... leaves me absolutely cold.

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